Friday, 27 February 2009
So long 3rd years
Thursday, 26 February 2009
The Edge
El President, and I go to hell for saying bad things
- Do example with "sensei"
- Students watch it awe.
- Practice with them. Some studnets chit chat and ignore.
- They drone in repetition. Some students look deliberately retarded as if it should get them off doing any work.
- Work through it in stages
- Finally do final example from myself
- Ask student groups up.
- f@il
- JoeyD dies a little inside.
- Have retarded reproduction and introduce more retarded offspring to the world
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
McLent
Tuesday, 24 February 2009
Hot Ass update, Meetings & Oil
Baskin Robins, Hope dashed & Tarts
Monday, 23 February 2009
Caught?
What's in a name?
Monday, 16 February 2009
Bored: The Excitment
Bored
Weekend Hurrahs
There was snow festival fun in Yonezawa with Kim, Alda and Monique. Manys a "Inst-Pose" picture of me were taken. Which are now on Facebook being commented on I'm sure. Taiko was cool, sideways action does indeed look very cool. HUGE bloody bangs before it from some guns. Other gaijin there too. Went to dinner wit Fumi and some other Japanese friends. Dexter was photograghed doing all sorts of crazy things. Went to karaoke afterward where my lack of any practice left me unable to even moderately approximate "singing". Got better right at the end though. Alda was awesome on the solo song she did.
Seatbelt
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
Ice Cool Gay
Sugama looks like 007 today. It's awesome. Pity he's got a gay little disease mask on, spoiling the “I'll break your face” ice-cool aura.
Geeky Stuff 2
Like my Mum, and the Joker, I'm beginning to understand the phrase “If you're good at something, never do it for free”. Somehow if you charge for it it makes it seem to be 'worth' more. Whereas if you try and tackle a problem for a friend for free, and you do your best but nothing really changes, then .. yeah... LOL
My neighbours were like this. Accused me of deleting their photos, and slowly got more and more paranoid about the fact that I'd given them a free and perfectly usable pirate copy of Windows. Paid a £150 or so on some guy to come, do very little, slow down their computer with Norton or some shit, and discover that I hadn't actually deleted them, just moved them to My Pictures and put them in a folder... marked “Holiday Pictures”. Yep... sigh-alicious.
In relation to this, some people's computers are liked abused children. You can try rehabilitating them after their owners/creators years of abuse, bad installs, spyware downloads, fragmentation and lack of updates, but at the end of the day you'll still have something that has serious deep seated trust issues (will it crash again?), probably wants to do porn or prostitution (viruses and trojanware aplenty), can't form stable relationships (unstable performance) and finally blows its head off in a crappy motel (deletes those party pics, formats and dies).
It brings a tear to my eye, it really does.
Geeky epihany. AVG really was slowing my system a teeny it. Installed avast and it runs slightly faster. Only thing is that on default it installs a ridiculous amount of stuff and had to be setup and hand held a lot more than AVG. Also disabled SpyDoctor and put on SpyBot to see how that fares. Apparently it sucks less now. Don't know who to believe honestly. Lots of anti virus test suites, few definitive anti-spyware test suites.
Anyway, for the moment I don't have the dreaded Windows Pause if I try to login quickly. Wonder how long that'll last.
Oh and shut down takes longer now. Not too important, but I often hit Shut Down and close the laptop screen, which, strangely, sends it into Sleep(!) and then when I open it again later to 'turn it on' it wakes up again and continues Shut Down. LOL.
If it happened faster it wouldn't happen. So I can see it being slightly annoying.
I would seem to swear by JkDefrag. Incredibly simple, and apparently effective.
Still deleting Win 7. At one file per frickin' second. By the time I've rid the thing from my hard drive, it should be out officially! Irony!
Down to one last folder. Winsxs. This one's a biggy. 16,000 files.
The End Is Nigh! One Note At A Time
The end is nigh. I just watched a video where a kid, let's call him AntiChrist, got 100% full score on Guitar Hero 3, 'Through the Fire and the Flames'. Seriously, start praying and repenting.
What was weird is that right at the start of the video, while my brain was running out of my ears trying to keep up with the opening hail of notes, he was casually looking away from the screen!!
Hot Ass & Dark Knight
His ass is so hot.
No seriously, his ass must be so hot given then fact he's stood there in front of the stove, for as long as I've been watching the last half of this movie on my laptop. I think I say him quiver with delight one or two times. {shudder}
It's a bit disconcerting. It's Ichi Kawa. Farmer Teacher Dude here at Okino, Iide bunko. He's facing my direction. A little off to the right to be sure, but generally he's staring in my direction.. staring.... wondering why I have one earpiece in... wondering how many days of real work i've done in my life as he unwinds from the all the aches and strains of toiling in the fields outside.
He is standing in front of the stove. A place that Satan himself would describe as “a mite chilly”. It's the Emergency Hypothermia Station for all teachers who come back from outside classes or for those of us who've just been walking around the desperately uninsulated school corridors.
I can withstand about 10 minutes, before my clothes become boiling hot and actually kinda burn me if they touch my skin. Meanwhile Ichi here has been standing there for... well now going on 40 minutes.
Oh.. wait wait.. he just swivelled. It's like he's roasting himself. He turned again! Seriously, is he grilling himself or something?
Oh yeah, and I was watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang here at work. Good movie. Robert Downey Jr. is good in it, playing the likeable bastard again. Need to see it again though, in one long sitting instead of pausing it everytime Kyoto-sensei walked past me. Didn't he know he waas disturbing my movie?! {tut}
Holy shit! He moved! He's gone back outside! Crap, that's one hell of a temperature difference! He might shatter or something. Like the scene in Terminator 2 when the T-1000 becomes super cooled.
Oh, wait.. he's back. WTF?! He needs his... brain thermostat?! Looked at.
Went round to Tom's with Blu Ray Dark Knight, some wine Rebecca recommended and my grand dressing gown and pyjamas. Fun to watch Dark Knight one last time in Hi-Def glory. It'll be about 4 years before I reach for it again to put it on for myself.
I watch most films to the point where I remember them perfectly, an then stop watching. I will then never willingly choose to watch it again. When I look through my DVD collection or through the list of all those pirated files I'll see the title, instantly recall all the cool moments in the movie, and think “well that was nice, what else do we have?”. Weird.
Only if friends are putting it on or it comes on unexpectadley on TV will I happily watch most of it again. So thanks Dark Knight! And I think I fulfilled my mission of showing everyone in Okitama this awesome film, LOL.
Aha!! I finally know what that kid looks like! Brains! From Thunderirds! And he even does the Marionette Walk!
Hiroshima trip
Discussed the trip to Hiroshima with Chryssy. We'll need a rental car from what I can see. My car could do it but it's small and will likely knock a few months off its life. Staying here a 3rd year I'm not wanting it to conk out on me with only 6 months left and plunging me back into carless given how much I travel around Okitama.
Anyway, looking forward to some proper travel within Japan.
"Yes we will!"
Winter well and truly sucked this year. I mean, it was still cold, but if you felt it that was mostly due to bad insulation. Pretty mild, little to know periods of ongoing snow. I remember last year battling the elements everyday to clear my space of the snow. This year I've lifted the shovel a dozen times at most. LOL. Meanwhile in the UK it's snowing and cold and completely fucking with the country. We're talking verge of collapse if it continued another few weeks. It's pathetic really. We're totally the underdog nation, and it seems to make us sit back and let shit build up, turning from niggles to full blown shit storm, and then finally we react. But until that happens we just complain a lot. And sue people. My Mum always says that we're 10 years behind America; maybe she was right.
T Minus 10 years till “We Can!” I suppose
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
Valentine's Day Activity & Contract
Woohoo!!
Valentine's Lesson went fairly ok. First time I did the whole Craftswork + a Dash of English.
Wrote sickeningly sweet lovey-dovey Valentine's Card stuff on the board. Cringed a little as I worked out the demographics of ninensei meant that it would be boy-on-boy for Secret Vanetine's Card for 60% of them. Perfected it for Ichinensei as I herded them outside so they could secretly deliver their cards one by one. Worried a little as I don't think I got all my scissors back...
Fuck Yes! I think I'm off on Thursday! Only.. er... well Eigo Teacher seemed to inform me that I was meant to come in on Thursday. Bullshit sir!! Or at least, it better fucking be!
LOL, look at me getting all indignant about losing a fake holiday day! Well, I think I'm fucking owed one after losing a stupid one due to my Uber American Withdrawl ills and pains. I'm reading that damn contract again some time. Getting to the bottom of the conspiracy!
