Friday, 27 February 2009

So long 3rd years

This time at Nagai Koko.

Managed to go round distributing my photos to everyone.  Counted them and cross referenced them to make sure I'd got all of the people I had wanted to; looked a little like some MI6 Operative as I pored over the class lists and pictures, looking for my 'targets'.

I was a little worried I'd have another couple of surprises like I did yesterday when random students whom I really want to give photos to didn't have one of the personalised ones.  I fell back to using the stock jump shot with "Good luck & Good bye!" on it.  Today though I only have one of those Get-Out-Of-LOL pics so I had to be sure I'd in fact covered all my bases.

Launched myself into the swathes of 3rd years.  Was reliably told by Tom that they would actually be busy so I could only likely see 3-4.  Found out that he was reliably wrong and in fact the whole floor was abuzz with students milling around.  

Dived into the thronging masses and dished out the pictures, shook hands, caught flu; all in a days work.  A fun days work at that.



Later we had a run through of the Graduation ceremony.  Thankfully it was kept short because we didn't have speeches.. apart from one fool who was some kind of special guest from another school who actually made a bloody speech.  

The coldness and extended time exposed to it cos of some fools making full blown speeches during a rehersal, only helped the potential flu or cold set in



INSURANCE!  FINALLY!

Pretty cheap too, especially compared to what you'd expect in the UK.  

Signed, sealed and sent.

Let's hope I don't crash between here and apartment and give Irony his fill.  

Thursday, 26 February 2009

The Edge

Harsh thoughts for 6 students out of the 60 at Okino aside, it was a day that could be best summed up with the image, feeling or mental picture of standing on a cliff, in the sun, enjoying the rush of the air and the sense that somehow, after travelling for a long time, you're at this point where you can just *enjoy*.  I was thinking of some of the places near Portrush in Northern Ireland.  Nothing but the rush of the sea breeze and the sound of waves.  Very like the ambience from that awesome game called Ico on the Playstation.  

("wait a minute" I hear one saying.. "cliff edges?!"  No it's not some weird suicide fantasy!)


So it was that today is the final day of teaching until April, in Okino and Nagai koko.  

And just as it finished I suddenly feel a mite confident, dare I say it, in how I do at the job.  Not stellar, I'm sure a Super-ALT would have managed to corale the students into successfully finishing the Election activity on time, but I'm happier with it.



I headed back to Nagai at 11:30 to start giving out the jump shots to students.  I amde them the day before, in a secluded physics lab, with my trust S2 camera on self timer and me equiped with chalk and my jumping legs.  Scrawled stuff on the board between pictures, unique to each student.  Didn't take as long as I, or others, had assumed it would.  Got it all done in an hour for 30 students.

Awesome fun to be had.  

I got back and looked for students but was sad to see that most of them had already gone home!  i managed to see a handful, as it turned out the ones I liked the most, and gave them their personal jump shot pic/message from me.

Very sad to say "good bye and good luck" to them.  Actually felt the very smallest of watery eyes starting, but I had to be strong so I smiled and shook their hands.  

Need to go back tomorrow and give the others the rest of the pics.  Looking forward to it and seeing them at least one more time before Graduation.  

El President, and I go to hell for saying bad things

So without much further ado I held the elections like I'd been promising (or threatening?) to do for the past month.

Didn't finish a work sheet last night.  Instead gave into procrastination and Minority Report (with its semi-lame Coda at the end, which is a bit of a cop out but still feels nice somehow). 

Woke very early (well, for me that means 7:30) and got to Okino by 8:20.  Worked away and made a quick election sheet and voting sheet.  Ad-libbed the rest.

As is par for the course (a very retarded course), ninensei were lame.  Unfocused, mad ruckus, maddening wall of either silence or chitter chatter.  We got through to the point where groups should demonstrate.

However because they are bastards, none of them paid attention during all the times I explained to them what they were supposed to do.  Indeed, here goes the procedure that is Rinse & Repeat in its tedium every week.

  • Do example with "sensei"
  • Students watch it awe. 
  • Practice with them.  Some studnets chit chat and ignore.
  • They drone in repetition.  Some students look deliberately retarded as if it should get them off doing any work.
  • Work through it in stages
  • Finally do final example from myself
  • Ask student groups up.
  • f@il
  • JoeyD dies a little inside.
Oh wait, and of course at a much later stage in life, once my classes are over and they're working in combinis for the rest of their lives:
  • Have retarded reproduction and introduce more retarded offspring to the world
What gets me is this; even if someone, speaking in Babylonian walked into the room, once a week, EVERY week (sometimes twice a week!) and starts talking and giving you sheets, and putting you in groups and then calling these groups to stand at the front... you'd think they'd have one fucking rbain cell between them to realise this is a) a pattern and b) they shouldn't be so surprised/deer in headlights when they're called to, yep, you've guessed it, come to the front and put their fucking WORK into practice!

Then.. URGH!  Then they come to me like starving begging children with their grubby hands outstretched and all the while whining "JoeyD... choco!?  Omiyage?!"  

Thank God I don't know martial arts.  Limited as I am to much less efficient killing methods such as "club them to death with aforementioned small snack sized bar of Twix" I usually sigh as I simply couldn't be arsed to deliver this righteous retribution to them and instead just say "er... next time, try harder".  I mean, why waste good calories on them?

What also gets me sometimes is how they seem to feed off each other.  One little shit head begets another little shithead.  Ah, I know, it's far worse were I in a UK school with  17 year olds.  I'll calm down now...



Now, unlike the students, I've learnt to recognise patterns.  And here it comes; Ichinensei rock!!

Now, I really really hope hormones don't destroy their genkiness next year.  It'd be too much to lose them!  

Election went brilliantly.  Again nothing really changed, but - SHOCK! - they do their work like they're told.  We got through to listening to each group.  They were loud, proud and fun.  Did secret ballot at the end.  They have to come to the voting booth at the front and tell me who they wanted to win.  

At the end I played the "Hail to the Chief" song and announced that Kyomizu was the President of Ichinensei.  Hurrahs! 

Most LOL-icious for everyone.



There are a lot of students in Ninensei who I really like, nay LOVE, I hasten to add.  It's just the actions of some strategic students (we're talking 6 out of a class of 24) that bring about the downfall of any activity... bar the shitty ones like cutting card and making fucking simple ass Valentine's Cards... which the weird ones made with NO FUCKING HEARTS ON THEM!  What the fuck is wrong with these teenagers I wonder...  too much nitrate fertiliser for breakfast?



Okay okay, no need to pester me any longer.  I'm getting  a move on and catching that train to Hell.  Catch ya later when you board the train right after me...  lol

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

McLent

It was sweet.  It was juicy.  It was succulent.  It was metabo.

Went to McDonalds last night to have McDonalds one last time with Chryssy before she embarks on Crazy Lent.  

It was amazing.  We are two of only a few people who enjoy McDonalds and who are proud to say it. 

Had the full works, including dessert and tea, to really make it an *event*, lol



Talking of unhealthy-but-nice things for you; I've gotten manys a cake or chocolate thrust upon me as gifts from various people.  Yumiko for "helping" her for Level 1 eikan, and some alcoholic chocolate from Yamani folk, with a nice English note reminding me I wasn't to drive if I ate it, which I read just before I considered eating it for lunch.



LOL.  Tom didn't want me to come to class for the first 30 mins.  Shock!  It's usually only 10, while he does a reading speed test.  What was the extra 20 mins for?  

"Scolding"

LOL.  Apparently they didn't do so well on their vocab test and he was going to lay the smack down on them.  I half expected broken and bloodied students when I arrived.  

At least he keeps me away for that shit.  I remember last year being in the room while Michiaki and Haga would scold them, only to suddenly turn to me and say "OK JoeyD, Go!!!"

Well, shit dude, you really buttered them up for me didn't ya?!  Oh and it would usually happen right before I tried an activity; not one of the shitty last minute activities but one I'd actually thought about.  So yeah, that would bomb...

Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Hot Ass update, Meetings & Oil

Yup, he's back.  Staring, roasting.

I can totally see Ichikawa just... staring, as he roasts himself on the stove in the staff room.  Disconcerting as always.



Hurrahs!  The meeting IS still on and they're going soon.  I can get to go soon



Is there any other way for a car to lose the engine oil, other than leaks?  I can imagine there is probably some way, but it may be clutching at straws.  I checked the level and it was about half full of oil.  Hope it's not some slow leak.  

Baskin Robins, Hope dashed & Tarts

Baskin Robins 31.

Game Jack talked about at the Regional Seminar.  Tried it at Okino.  Ninensei were typically unethused and stubborn as usual.  Love them all but BY MUHAMMAD, they frustrate the hell out of me.  

Plus there are many "Landmine" students.  You know, the ones that sit quietly but as soon as you rope them into a group activity, and it's there turn, BOOM, it's blown out the window and destroys the place with their retardedness and lack of drive.  I keep on smiling though, despite taking several direct hits during the game.

Scared-Like-Fuck girl somehow managed to keep getting one of three numbers; 4, 11 or 24.  I don't know how.  It's like Okino is in some sort of Chance Distortion Field.  That's how my coin flips constantly came up as a flower a few weeks ago!  And now how she managed to get the same numbers despite it being a game of pepole randonmly choosing numbers!  Maybe I'll build a casino here...

Anyway, she forgot each and everytime.  God love her.  

So the game bombed a little in ninensei.  

HOWEVER, hope was not lost.  

Ichinensei were awesome.  AWESOME.  Changed it to Baskin Robins 21, ripped a calender from the wall and set to it.  They all did the little dance before each round, they all said it, and they all did their numbers well.  The COMPLETE opposite to ninensei.  Awesome!  Did it two times, and at the end reprised the little dance to say goodbye and they all did it.  Really fun.  

Simple classes like that remind my why I love Okino.  Taihen classes like 2-nensei remind me why I almost give up.  I just hope the new Ichinensei will be as good as the kids were this year.


Where hope was lost today was in the promise that everyone was going to a staff meeting in Kaminoyama, which would have meant I could slowly make my way back to Nagai Koko, probably via my apartment, Yokubenimaru and the 100 Yen store.  

As it was, 11:40 rolls on by and NO ONE leaves.  In fact looking around every frickin' teacher is here.  So I'm wondering WTF about this supposed summit meeting in Kaminoyama.  And I'm still sat here, surfing away.  The students have gone home.  Nothing really to do exept talk about plants.



Going to McDonald's later to pig out with Chryssy one last time before she goes on Lent.  Looks like it'll be solo McD's from now on.  Then again I'll always have my tarted up Okinio students to appear randomly and surprise me, lol.



Oh and it's that time again:

WOULD YOU CLOSE THE MOTHERFUCKING MEETING ROOM DOOR INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FREEZING ME TO DEATH!!!

Monday, 23 February 2009

Caught?

Was watching Battlestar Galactica on my PC.  Earphone in left ear, sleeping supervisor to the right, I was catching up.  Heard something and I look to my left and there's Michiaki... already talking!  

He's talking about checking for car insurance for me.  It was kinda LOL since he obviously started without caring if I was listening or not.  Weird, LOL.  

Anyway, on the Battlestar note, I'm becoming a little disappointed with it.  It's descending into Star Trek Voyager territory; soap opera in space.  

Bloody hell. 

Plus I have issues with the continuity and characterisation.  Serious lapses with them or at least complete absence of any reason for some of them changing.  Maybe I need another marathon to rekindle the flame or at least understand it.  But it's limping on at a slow ass pace even as the end nears. 

I sometimes think that, gone are the time when stories ended.  Devastating endings, that don't feel smug or overly proud of themselves for leaving loose endings.  

Wait, you know, maybe it's Pacing.  There are more and more strands being added to the story, just when answers are needed.  Is that post modernism?!  

What's in a name?

Epic name Fail

Sugama sensei, lovely kimono woman from last year's Graduation ceremony, comes up to me and asks if I have a minute or two, in Japanese.  

I rush off after her to a room, expecting I was going to sign something for the 3rd years.  Get into the room and she closes the door.. it's a dirty trick!  There's nothing here!

Just as I begin to suspect she may be about to have her way with me she says how, since last year, from July, she hasn't been Sugama...

Okay... she's actually an alien queen and she's going to kill me and lay her eggs in my corpse, to sprout an imposter JoeyD who will tell someone in 7 months from now the same thing and so on and so on.

OR... she's undercover operative with British Intelligence.

She goes onto say that basically her name has changed to Maki.   FAIL JOEYD!  Ultimate F@IL!

Then she goes onto to ask me to call her Miharu; beautiful spring or beautiful sprout.

So there I have it; Miharu Maki.  Yoroshuki!

Monday, 16 February 2009

Bored: The Excitment

Oh shit!  I forgot I could do all my photos!!!

Hurrahs!

Wait.. urgh... did one too many of those HDR shots which means for every picture I need to combine 3, and use a program to do it.  Plus each one needs to be tweaked and settings changed.  URGH!!

Still the results can look really nice, as well as very naturalistic.  In fact sometimes you wonder what all the fuss is about cos it looks exactly how you see it, but it's good because in fact the camera could only capture a part of a scene, brightness wise.  I still haven't worked out when's the best time to do it.  Evening time works brilliantly, but during the day it's a bit hit or miss; cloudy days are usually pointless, unless you don't have much sky in the picture (it just highlights all the clouds overhead)

Okay, well, I'll get on it.  

Oh and fuck, got Picasa web albums but also Facebook.  Hate the Facebook viewer as it's lame watered down 640x480 snaps.  So if you want them you have to email your friend, most of whom wouldn't be bothered really.  On Picasa and Flickr at least you can download that hilarious jump shot of yourself in glorious high definition!

Anyway, I'll have to start my new experiement of just putting a pic up on Facebook and a link to the full album on Picasa.  Hope that works.

Bored

Hurrahs!  

That time of year.  Nothing to do in work.  But by Allah, I'll do something with my time here...

So... Ninja Nap any one?!

Nah.  How about... actual work?  Well, I've got Okino tomorrow, so that'll be fun enough.  I think I will actually get them to use some English for once and tell me about an idealised holiday that they'd like to have (thanks Monique for the idea!)


Weekend Hurrahs

Saturday 

There was snow festival fun in Yonezawa with Kim, Alda and Monique.  Manys a "Inst-Pose" picture of me were taken.  Which are now on Facebook being commented on I'm sure.  Taiko was cool, sideways action does indeed look very cool.  HUGE bloody bangs before it from some guns.  Other gaijin there too.  Went to dinner wit Fumi and some other Japanese friends.   Dexter was photograghed doing all sorts of crazy things.  Went to karaoke afterward where my lack of any practice left me unable to even moderately approximate "singing".  Got better right at the end though.  Alda was awesome on the solo song she did.

Went to sleep extremely late as I was watching Battlestar Galactica.  Not sure if they're jumping the shark but the whole Final Five back story isn't being explored right somehow.  It feels both rushed as well as unnecessarily mysterious.  They've only got 4 or 5 episodes left so it smacks of stupid cliffhanger revelations pacing.  Which means we may learn some interesting stuff, but in the final hour of the show and so no time to see them grow.  They'll just be like so many scifi revelations; meant to attention grab but completely fail to stand up to scrutiny.   I mean alreay the whole Ellen being alive and Cavil taking his revenge against the Final Five is... well absurd.  Especially given all the times he could have interacted with them or tortured them some more.  Urgh.  

So it was good to finally get some answers, but like so much scifi nowadays, it smacks of being written on the hoof, with its shock value being considered first and foremost over actual story merit or, heck, common sense within the universe they created.  

My last thought is that its changed so much from the show it was; about survival and gritty realism.  The same guy was responsible, in part, for Voyager.  That show too lost its focus on the survival element of the plot.  Maybe it's down to Wonder Boy R. Moore.



Sunday>hr>
Skiing on Zao.  Slushy snow, difficult to make my turns and parallel or even carving turns.  Urgh.  Lame!  

Nice cafe on along the road.  Damn expensive tho!  My ninja spot is closed for business.  Had not one, not two but THREE signs on my car.  As if his rage would only be sated with lots of wasted paper fluttering in the wind on my car.  

I saw them, quickly picked them off and started to take off the ski stuff and pack everything up.  Disgruntled Japanese Man appears and started talking in Japanese, that I can sort of understand until he starts asking about "3-nin" and "3-kai".   Unless he's talking about his sexual fantasy (3 people, 3 times) I was a bit lost.  

Not being a police officer I didn't have to hide my Japanese, though I held back a little in case it would help playing the gaijin card.  

I got fucking tired of his endless wittering.  Not content making himself misunderstood he seemed intent on not letting me get the fuck on with just getting the fuck out.  

"Fuck you, Little Man" I thought to myself after the THIRD time I said in Japanese "Here isn't OK.  I understand.  I'm sorry.  I will not park here.  Now I will go.  i'm sorry".  

Still the same bullshit spilled forth from him.  Endlessly.  With disgruntled little grunts under his breath.  Urgh.  Basically started to ignore him as I started packing things away regardless of the fucker.  OKay I was trespassing on his sacred family land, hard won in the Samurai wars of 1480 and defended to the death since then.  I get that.  So please fuck up and let me get the fuck away instead of babbling angrily.  

The Annoying Little Man fucks off eventually and I move my car 50m up the road to the paid parking area, now free for night skiing.  Go to cafe and then we come back and go.  

Zao is a bitch to park a car.  



My cinema opens.  the new massive TV from Kim is awesome.  Watched Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.  My apartment had 5 people in it... FIVE.  I was overwhelmed.  Kept wondering if the floor could withstand it.  There was delcious cake (from Wagner, so it was Germanic in some way), candy floss, and popcorn!  Popcorn making was awesome.  

Gotta do it again, for the Nagai folks.  Maybe a pyjama party too?  Actually, I have a strange hope that I can get everyone in Nagai and Alda and Monique to all go to Cocoas and have late night pyjama party drink bar.  I have no idea why this is a burning desire of mine.  

Seatbelt

Hurrahs!  Lunchtime!  The time has come (TM) to enact my plan.  Chiefly, acquire 1TB of hard drive loveliness. 

And that's the last geeky thing you'll hear in this post.  Anyway, I go out, but hark!  I must go to the bank first!  I get the "man" from the machine and make my way to Yamada.  It's a sunny day.  It's only a short drive so, as is customary, I don't wear my seatbelt...

Pull out onto the road and drive happily along.  Notice the car behind me has two guys in it, who look all hunched up for some reason.  I look closer and see that they're wearing uniforms.  It's a normal car so I woner if they're on their way to a building site somewhere, or off to a conference... or are the rozzers!?

I take a short cut to Yamada, and watch to see if they follow.  Sure enough they turn after me and then suddenly the lights are flashing!  Shit.  Wait.. really?  "Shit"?  No no, this is easily handled.  Let me assume the character of Gaijin JoeyD

Wind down window, squinting into the bright sunlight as the policeman comes over

KONBONWA!!!

I exclaim.  Some Japanese follows from him.  Some English follows from me.  He asks for my licence, I point at my keys looking confused.  I finally give him my licence.  His partner says "Shito beruto" and I look at it and let my face register recognition of what he's trying to say.  Triumphantly, I brandish the belt and say:

DEKIMASU!!  {I can!}

Playing off their "WTF?!" reaction I reach for my Jisho, dictionary, on the seat beside me.  A perfect prop and the cherry on top for my performance of a lifetime/afternoon.  I "look up" irimasu (actually, under "need" and "must" it didn't have it!  LAME!  Just some stupid example sentence instead which was unfathomable!)

I yell that, to appease them a little.  You see most gaijin would either a) use what Japanese they had to try and smooth the situation over.  This is bad cos then they will treat you normally.  Or b) just speak English the whole time and play dumb, which just gets them frustrated and extra "fine-y" lol.  I struck an awesome balance between the two I must say.  Fucking up the simple stuff for LOLs while throwing out a few "kyotsukete" ("be careful") to show that I wasn't taking the piss, I was apparently just another retarded gaijin.

I went on to theatrically look up the word for "Sorry".  

SUU-MI-MAAA-SENNN!

I exclaim with glee.  They do one last "WTF?!" look and tell me to "be careful".  I look confused, then gleeful.  I am almost jigging with ecitement as I remember the word... KYOTSUKETE!  I yell, and then as they return to their car I yell out SUMIMASEN again and wave manically.

Before you know it, I'm on my way to Yamada, refreshed, LOL'd up and ready to buy me some geekalicious Terabytes.

LOL



PS In case you're wondering, I honestly do have better Japanese than this.

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Ice Cool Gay

Sugama looks like 007 today. It's awesome. Pity he's got a gay little disease mask on, spoiling the “I'll break your face” ice-cool aura.

Geeky Stuff 2

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Like my Mum, and the Joker, I'm beginning to understand the phrase “If you're good at something, never do it for free”. Somehow if you charge for it it makes it seem to be 'worth' more. Whereas if you try and tackle a problem for a friend for free, and you do your best but nothing really changes, then .. yeah... LOL


My neighbours were like this. Accused me of deleting their photos, and slowly got more and more paranoid about the fact that I'd given them a free and perfectly usable pirate copy of Windows. Paid a £150 or so on some guy to come, do very little, slow down their computer with Norton or some shit, and discover that I hadn't actually deleted them, just moved them to My Pictures and put them in a folder... marked “Holiday Pictures”. Yep... sigh-alicious.


In relation to this, some people's computers are liked abused children. You can try rehabilitating them after their owners/creators years of abuse, bad installs, spyware downloads, fragmentation and lack of updates, but at the end of the day you'll still have something that has serious deep seated trust issues (will it crash again?), probably wants to do porn or prostitution (viruses and trojanware aplenty), can't form stable relationships (unstable performance) and finally blows its head off in a crappy motel (deletes those party pics, formats and dies).

It brings a tear to my eye, it really does.  


Geeky epihany. AVG really was slowing my system a teeny it. Installed avast and it runs slightly faster. Only thing is that on default it installs a ridiculous amount of stuff and had to be setup and hand held a lot more than AVG. Also disabled SpyDoctor and put on SpyBot to see how that fares. Apparently it sucks less now. Don't know who to believe honestly. Lots of anti virus test suites, few definitive anti-spyware test suites.


Anyway, for the moment I don't have the dreaded Windows Pause if I try to login quickly. Wonder how long that'll last.

Oh and shut down takes longer now. Not too important, but I often hit Shut Down and close the laptop screen, which, strangely, sends it into Sleep(!) and then when I open it again later to 'turn it on' it wakes up again and continues Shut Down. LOL.

If it happened faster it wouldn't happen. So I can see it being slightly annoying.

I would seem to swear by JkDefrag. Incredibly simple, and apparently effective.


Still deleting Win 7. At one file per frickin' second. By the time I've rid the thing from my hard drive, it should be out officially! Irony!

Down to one last folder. Winsxs. This one's a biggy. 16,000 files.

The End Is Nigh! One Note At A Time

The end is nigh. I just watched a video where a kid, let's call him AntiChrist, got 100% full score on Guitar Hero 3, 'Through the Fire and the Flames'. Seriously, start praying and repenting.


What was weird is that right at the start of the video, while my brain was running out of my ears trying to keep up with the opening hail of notes, he was casually looking away from the screen!!

Hot Ass & Dark Knight

His ass is so hot.

No seriously, his ass must be so hot given then fact he's stood there in front of the stove, for as long as I've been watching the last half of this movie on my laptop. I think I say him quiver with delight one or two times. {shudder}

It's a bit disconcerting. It's Ichi Kawa. Farmer Teacher Dude here at Okino, Iide bunko. He's facing my direction. A little off to the right to be sure, but generally he's staring in my direction.. staring.... wondering why I have one earpiece in... wondering how many days of real work i've done in my life as he unwinds from the all the aches and strains of toiling in the fields outside.

He is standing in front of the stove. A place that Satan himself would describe as “a mite chilly”. It's the Emergency Hypothermia Station for all teachers who come back from outside classes or for those of us who've just been walking around the desperately uninsulated school corridors.

I can withstand about 10 minutes, before my clothes become boiling hot and actually kinda burn me if they touch my skin. Meanwhile Ichi here has been standing there for... well now going on 40 minutes.

Oh.. wait wait.. he just swivelled. It's like he's roasting himself. He turned again! Seriously, is he grilling himself or something?

Oh yeah, and I was watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang here at work. Good movie. Robert Downey Jr. is good in it, playing the likeable bastard again. Need to see it again though, in one long sitting instead of pausing it everytime Kyoto-sensei walked past me. Didn't he know he waas disturbing my movie?! {tut}

Holy shit! He moved! He's gone back outside! Crap, that's one hell of a temperature difference! He might shatter or something. Like the scene in Terminator 2 when the T-1000 becomes super cooled.


Oh, wait.. he's back. WTF?! He needs his... brain thermostat?! Looked at.


Went round to Tom's with Blu Ray Dark Knight, some wine Rebecca recommended and my grand dressing gown and pyjamas. Fun to watch Dark Knight one last time in Hi-Def glory. It'll be about 4 years before I reach for it again to put it on for myself.

I watch most films to the point where I remember them perfectly, an then stop watching. I will then never willingly choose to watch it again. When I look through my DVD collection or through the list of all those pirated files I'll see the title, instantly recall all the cool moments in the movie, and think “well that was nice, what else do we have?”. Weird.

Only if friends are putting it on or it comes on unexpectadley on TV will I happily watch most of it again. So thanks Dark Knight! And I think I fulfilled my mission of showing everyone in Okitama this awesome film, LOL.


Aha!! I finally know what that kid looks like! Brains! From Thunderirds! And he even does the Marionette Walk!

Hiroshima trip

Discussed the trip to Hiroshima with Chryssy. We'll need a rental car from what I can see. My car could do it but it's small and will likely knock a few months off its life. Staying here a 3rd year I'm not wanting it to conk out on me with only 6 months left and plunging me back into carless given how much I travel around Okitama.

Anyway, looking forward to some proper travel within Japan.

"Yes we will!"

Winter well and truly sucked this year. I mean, it was still cold, but if you felt it that was mostly due to bad insulation. Pretty mild, little to know periods of ongoing snow. I remember last year battling the elements everyday to clear my space of the snow. This year I've lifted the shovel a dozen times at most. LOL. Meanwhile in the UK it's snowing and cold and completely fucking with the country. We're talking verge of collapse if it continued another few weeks. It's pathetic really. We're totally the underdog nation, and it seems to make us sit back and let shit build up, turning from niggles to full blown shit storm, and then finally we react. But until that happens we just complain a lot. And sue people. My Mum always says that we're 10 years behind America; maybe she was right.


T Minus 10 years till “We Can!” I suppose

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

Valentine's Day Activity & Contract

Woohoo!!

Valentine's Lesson went fairly ok. First time I did the whole Craftswork + a Dash of English.

Wrote sickeningly sweet lovey-dovey Valentine's Card stuff on the board. Cringed a little as I worked out the demographics of ninensei meant that it would be boy-on-boy for Secret Vanetine's Card for 60% of them. Perfected it for Ichinensei as I herded them outside so they could secretly deliver their cards one by one. Worried a little as I don't think I got all my scissors back...


Fuck Yes! I think I'm off on Thursday! Only.. er... well Eigo Teacher seemed to inform me that I was meant to come in on Thursday. Bullshit sir!! Or at least, it better fucking be!

LOL, look at me getting all indignant about losing a fake holiday day! Well, I think I'm fucking owed one after losing a stupid one due to my Uber American Withdrawl ills and pains. I'm reading that damn contract again some time. Getting to the bottom of the conspiracy!

Monday, 9 February 2009

Geeky Thought

Installed Windows 7 on the laptop.

Been fiddling around endlessly recently, experimenting with spyware scanners activated and deactiviated, new defragmenters, clearing out or organising files and folders.  Mainliy because, in my way of htinking, I may as well find the best way to cut down on bloat on my computer and see the effects before trying it on others.  

Not that I don't know what I'm doing.  But I've found that i've had to back peddle on some of the security stuff I put on people's laptops because they lack valuable RAM space and are coupled with horrendously slow hard drives.  

So what runs perfect on mine usually slows down on other peoples'.  Of course it's safe, almost like Fort Knox, but I want to improve their experience rather than burdening them with programs just becuase of Windows ubiquiety and being such a target for malware.

I like keeping Windows Defender installed; if only cos of the Software Explorer tool and relatively quick spyware scans.  But the much beter Spy Doctor is .  

Anti virus wise I always shove on AVG, but wonder if another one may have a smaller memory footprint.  No definitive answer.  And then it ain't just about that but how effective it is; so is it AVG or avast?  Or Nod32.  

Then there's the fact that most people have terrible hard drives.  With tiny amounts of RAM then, that's a lot of fucking paging and so much time wasted waiting and waiting, even just for the computer to fully load up!

Been thinking about this because again I've been looking at someone's computer.  And this time trying to take a middle line between putting on enough stuff to protect them but also keep their computer speedy or indeed speed it up by defraging and cleaning out unnecessary startup and programs.  Done as much as I could but it still is shockingly slow.  Hoping the defrag helps a little.



Random geeky thought over.  Well, hmm, one more; wonder when I'll have a look at programming again!  That'll totally atrophy away if I'm not careful!

Currency Tolerancy & Earl Grey

Hurrahs!   More whiplash from Snowboarding!  If this keeps happening at least my neck should get slightly thicker from all the strands of scar tissue or damaged sinew, lol


Snowboarding was a bit of a dud second time round.  Too scared to turn on the "steep" slopes, which really weren't that steep.  Disappointing.  I am definite that I'll never try Zao on a snowboard again, not for a while.  Skiing it is, and I am rearing to go and get back there; with the way winter is going here I don't know if we'll even have all of March on the slopes.


Chris wants an SUV or something similar.  WTF?  I know K-cars are small but c'mon.  Petrol prices and the sheer costs of it.  Anyway, lots of K-cars are actually comparatively spacious now.  Anyway, it reminds me of some people preserving a 'tradition', as it were, from back home.


On that note I'm totally guilty-as-charged-take-me-out-to-the-firing-squad for the same thing.  I religiously eat my cereal instead of rice in the morning.  Always prefer Western food to Japanese food (well, except for sushi, gyudon, onigiri or ramen {chinese I know}).  It's just making yourself comfortable in a foreign land, like arm bands when you're swimming or something.  

So... right, okay, let me rephrase that.  I think with regards to *cars* then us as ALTs sould be very happy to get cheap and cheerful K-cars.  They're only as safe and comfortable as you make 'em anyway.


Oh but one thing that always get my goat (Irish-ism!), is my friends who talk about the costs of things in dollars or homeland currency.  I have stopped thinking in £'s long ago, with only major purchases price checked just to see a comparison.  But with currency values up and down, plus the fact that I am being paid in Japanese Yen and not British Pounds, I fail to see how converting it into something in another land makes it more understandable.  

So, er, yeah, actually that's totally understandable.  No, what I meant to get at was that, even tho Japan is more expensive than the US, just as the UK is more expensive than Japan, if you are price checking just to see how expensive it is it's kind of futile.  Alot of people seem to baulk at the price of something cos of its price relative to what they could get in their home land.  Well, people, you're living here now!  You're being paid X amount of Yen a month, that isn't directly comparable to a salary back home, only in bulk terms like by entering it into Xe.com and going "Wow! Really?!  For what I do everyday?!"

So yeah, get tired of asking for the price of something, here in Japan, and being told the Dollar amount.  LOL, call it cultural imperialism, or whatever.  I've got to convert it back to Yen, which it is anyway.  

(And since it's 90 Yen to a dollar, people are underestimating the cost anyway, by 10%).


Finally showed Tom the Dark Knight.  I saw it probably, hopefully?, for the last time too, on Blu-Ray no less.  I came over to his house in my usual relaxing get-up; pyjamas and dressing gown with pocket watch and monocle.  

Afterwards me and Chryssy went to Cocoas, around about midnight, me still in my Lord Of The Manor get-up.  LOL.  That's how you do it, sitting in Cocoas, roaring fire replaced with rattling aircon, sipping your Earl Grey, your finest nightwear on, in your little booth in Cocoas.  

Picture sure to turn up eventually



Got to:
Phone people back home
Send postcards of thanks
Send hanko for Brigid,
Send the wooden figurines

Friday, 6 February 2009

And.. unclench

Woke up to the warm embrace of a mild winter morning in Nagai.  Things in my apartment seemed different; I started wondering about how they'd fare with another year and a half to go.  Like I'd been on a rickety ship that would hold together just until July but which I was now going to be riding for another while yet and I needed to get repairs in order.  

Then I noticed the sticker on the fan heater that I hadn't noticed before; "3 Years Guarantee!".  Bought it my first winter here... Was it subliminal suggestion all this time?!

So I'm staying a third year.  It's good to have a sense of finality to it.  A sense of how to pace my time now.  Somehow though I still want to have it both ways.  I keep reading about people going out on a "high" from Japan, and wonder if that's what I'm going to have this time next year too?  

In my heart I don't want to go back yet, because it's a fresh start.  Everyone else goes back and talks about being back with everyone.  I only think that I'm a different person in many ways and that it'll be hard for them as well as me to accept the old way of life; Joey 1.0.  Or "David".

I guess i'm putting that off for a bit with my decision, but there are things here that I want to accomplish, just been damn slow in going after them.  



Definite stress in the run up to Thursday and the recontracting decision.  The LHR sneaking up, as well as Okino also scheduled in and the day of skiing with Risa.

Most Varied Week at Work Evar!

Hence the "close the door motherfucker" stuff.  Wow.  LOL?  

Unclenched in style with Robin, ranting about staying and going, how a few comments from many different well intentioned people rattled my cage, and how I just don't know I'm ready to leave yet and willingly throw myself back into a slightly Locked Down existence back home, even if it's only for a short while till I find another thing to spirit me away from it.  

And then that brought me to this morning, and fuckin' hell, the load off the shoulders.  Still scary to think about it; like riding a snowboard.  Just when you think you're happy with it, it flips you on your ass.  I get comfortable with the thought of staying, then something hits (or rather I hit myself with something, in lieu of someone else to play good cop bad cop with about an important decision).  Wonder about going only to remember why that's not a shining Eldorado, and we rinse and repeat again.  

Settle goddamn it!!  


Anyway, level check.  Opening the bonnet I can see that I'm 90% sure about staying for a 3rd year.  Only 65% happy because it means so many peeps will go, but I will have time to travel.  70% excited at being able to do new things at school over the next year and a half.  40% confident in being a useful resource to the JET community in terms of seminars and CCM.

Thursday, 5 February 2009

A Humble Request

Would you close the door you motherfuckers!!!  Fucking freezing in here after taking hours to warm up!

Or maybe I'll use your goddamn face as a door jam to stop it ever being left wide open.  

Two Face

Coming over all Harvey Dent with my coin flipping



Went to 7/11 to talk to Oobasan and get a lovely 500 Yen coin.

Returned to Okino where I sat down with Chiaki and did a decisive coin flip....

FLOWER!!!

Fuck!  Best of a million followed; 95% of which were flower!  I flipped the damn thing high, low, and still it was Flower!!



Told my predicament to Kyoto sensei and he organised a vote in the staff room.  It wasa unanimous; they voted for a further year, lol.  

Sadly I fear the power of the One Coin will overrule them.

Plumbing New Depths

Okay, so it's Monday and I reach a new low in my teaching career by drawing a cock and balls on the board.  

Completely accidentally you understand!!

Tom wanted me to explain "cloth" and "clothes".  Urgh.  Okay well, whatever. 

This invokes the "Taboo" game where I can't use the word "material" or even really "made from" so I draw a roll of cloth, draw outline of t shirt and tshirt under it, arrow pointing to it.  

For extra flare I go for drawing scissors... only... it goes horribly wrong... and instead of diverging I for some reason just draw... a cock and balls!  Or something that looks like cock and balls. 

I scribbled over it, not daring to take any time to lean away to get the eraser lest someone saw it.  LOL.  

Giggled like a fool afterwards.

Weight/Fate Ratio

Been emailing or chatting with people the last few days thinking about staying in Japan or going.

One friend suggested, after listening to one too many of my oh-so-yearning-for-an-answer bullshit emails, that I flip a coin. 

Images of the Dark Knight and the awesome Fall of Harvey flashed in my mind.  Unfortunately I am no White Knight.  And I didn't have a double sided coin to weigh things in my favour.

I read her email when I was at okino.  A day which went pretty well... sign?  


Wanted a 500 Yen coin for maximum weight/fate ratio.  But only had 100Yen.  

I told Chiaki (the nurse, not Nagai Chiaki) about what rested on it.  100 side I stay; Flower side I go home to green fields of home..

I flip... it falls on the ground!  Doh!  Again!  

Flower!!

Chiaki says "5!  Best 5!".

So I dutifully do it again.  I drop it two more times, each time it's flower.  then I catch it 4 times and it's a frigging flower everytime!!!!!

What do you think it's telling me.... lol



Actually I'll tell you what it's ttelling me; I should have bet more frickin' money in Vegas with a streak of 'luck' like this

Monday, 2 February 2009

Taboo

Teaching English feels like you're playing Taboo sometimes.

I mean, Tom will turn to me and ask me to explain a word:

"GO!" he cries.

I've got to explain to 40 kids what it means... but without using most of the nice normal, and long ass, words you would normally use to describe it.  

Sunday, 1 February 2009

I suck!

I'm all about learning things quickly. If I can't get something quickly I .. just... can't.  At all.  Ever.  

So thus in one day I can learn:

skiing
snowboarding
negative quantum rest states

and my life is enriched.

In one day I cannot learn about:

Japanese

And that is why a year and a half on I am the suck at it.  I try, but simple concepts escape me.  

Anything I can't get in a day or two I suck at...